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tikee Likee 347889744 always say one thing
If you see me smiling, it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil
or naughty.
If you see me laughing,
it's because
I've already
done it.
If you see me smiling, it's because I'm thinking of doing something evil or naughty. If you see me laughing, it's because I've already done it.
should try acupuncture for stress
ME:
should try acupuncture for stress ME:
You are not too dirty for God to cleanse.
You are not too broken for God to fix.
You are not too far for God to reach.
You are not too guilty
for God to forgive.
And you are not too worthless for God to forgive. Amen!
jeep2013 jeep2013
9 mar
You are not too dirty for God to cleanse. You are not too broken for God to fix. You are not too far for God to reach. You are not too guilty for God to forgive. And you are not too worthless for God to forgive. Amen!
CAN'T SEEM TO FIND THAT PICINIC Bi
danc7684 danc7684
15 may
CAN'T SEEM TO FIND THAT PICINIC Bi
WEARING A MASK ALONE IN YOUR CAR
IS THE SAME AS BEING ALONE IN YOUR BED WEARING A CONDOM
SMOON
11 may
WEARING A MASK ALONE IN YOUR CAR IS THE SAME AS BEING ALONE IN YOUR BED WEARING A CONDOM
She says, "How hard can installing a door be?"
I'm not gonna say anything
She says, "How hard can installing a door be?" I'm not gonna say anything
"ly it drive, 'im a cat
(or Christ sake! Take
"ly it drive, 'im a cat (or Christ sake! Take
Kids now complaining about waiting 5 seconds for Netflix to load, meanwhile we had to live through this
Dialing Progress
Connect to My Connection
Action-
Dialing attempt of 5.
Status -
I Dislino
Kids now complaining about waiting 5 seconds for Netflix to load, meanwhile we had to live through this Dialing Progress Connect to My Connection Action- Dialing attempt of 5. Status - I Dislino
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked.
Wisdom
Quotes
(OO)
A true friend is someone who thinks that you are a good egg even though he knows that you are slightly cracked. Wisdom Quotes (OO)
I When you hear your mom say your full name
I When you hear your mom say your full name
WHEN I'M DRIVING ALONE, I LIKE TO TURN UP THE MUSIC REALLY LOUD LIKE A BADASS...
UNTIL GET LOST, THEN I TURN OFF THE MUSIC SO I CAN SEE BETTER.
WHEN I'M DRIVING ALONE, I LIKE TO TURN UP THE MUSIC REALLY LOUD LIKE A BADASS... UNTIL GET LOST, THEN I TURN OFF THE MUSIC SO I CAN SEE BETTER.
me: im going to start eating healthy me:
me: im going to start eating healthy me:
"Darlene, you and the youngins stay inside. I'm drivin' the porch to go get some Coors and scratch offs."
PintoWorld PintoWorld
10 mar
"Darlene, you and the youngins stay inside. I'm drivin' the porch to go get some Coors and scratch offs."
AS LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP,
ANY MINUTE ULL FALL DEEP
MY HUMAN WENT TO TAKE A PEE,
NOW THE BED BELONGS TO ME.
AMEW.
unaware_groups unaware_groups
11 may
AS LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP, ANY MINUTE ULL FALL DEEP MY HUMAN WENT TO TAKE A PEE, NOW THE BED BELONGS TO ME. AMEW.
OK HOOMAN, IS THE DINNER READY OR
OK HOOMAN, IS THE DINNER READY OR
DID YOU KNOW ?
All shrimp were born male, but slowly grow into females as they mature
Xavier
Like TikTokers
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
DID YOU KNOW ? All shrimp were born male, but slowly grow into females as they mature Xavier Like TikTokers
THE PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER YOU WEAK HAVE NOT YET NOTICED THE WOLF HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES.
NOR THE FLAMES INSIDE YOUR SOUL.
LET THEM THINK YOU ARE WEAK AND DO WHAT WOLVES AND FIRE
00 BEST
SURPRISE THEM WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT.
-Nikita Gill
THE PEOPLE WHO CONSIDER YOU WEAK HAVE NOT YET NOTICED THE WOLF HIDING BEHIND YOUR EYES. NOR THE FLAMES INSIDE YOUR SOUL. LET THEM THINK YOU ARE WEAK AND DO WHAT WOLVES AND FIRE 00 BEST SURPRISE THEM WHEN THEY LEAST EXPECT IT. -Nikita Gill
Officially have the most dramtic dog
The 1970s
Smart Phone
Never lost
Convenient one-finger dialling
Infinite battery life
Universal ringtone
Scam-free - if the phone rings, it's someone you know
Contact list storage on notepad under the phone
Easily muted by placing palm across the receiver
No complicated family plan - first one to the phone gets to use it
No accidental voicemail deletion - messages safely stored on fridge note
Group chat available through party line
The 1970s Smart Phone Never lost Convenient one-finger dialling Infinite battery life Universal ringtone Scam-free - if the phone rings, it's someone you know Contact list storage on notepad under the phone Easily muted by placing palm across the receiver No complicated family plan - first one to the phone gets to use it No accidental voicemail deletion - messages safely stored on fridge note Group chat available through party line
HERE'S TO ALL THE PEOPLE
THAT DEAL WITH MORONS ON A REGULAR BASIS
LukeEller LukeEller
18 mar
HERE'S TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT DEAL WITH MORONS ON A REGULAR BASIS