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@valhallabekgirl If you expect me to watch any soccer, it's gotta be like this AND ONLY THIS WAY
DAYLIGHT SAVING TIMES
ONLY A WHITE MAN WOULD CUT TWO INCHES FROM THE TOP OF A BLANKET, SEW IT TO THE BOTTOM, AND THINK HE NOW HAS A LONGER BLANKET.
ClayClark
12 mar
DAYLIGHT SAVING TIMES ONLY A WHITE MAN WOULD CUT TWO INCHES FROM THE TOP OF A BLANKET, SEW IT TO THE BOTTOM, AND THINK HE NOW HAS A LONGER BLANKET.
They ripped open their bed and
II
They ripped open their bed and II
"IF YOU RUN INTO AN
~ ASSHOLE IN THE MORNING -
RAN INTO AN ASSHOLE.
IF YOU RUN INTO ASSHOLES
ALL DAY, YOU'RE THE
ASSHOLE."
taniaye taniaye
11 mar
"IF YOU RUN INTO AN ~ ASSHOLE IN THE MORNING - RAN INTO AN ASSHOLE. IF YOU RUN INTO ASSHOLES ALL DAY, YOU'RE THE ASSHOLE."
I'm not a hamster I'm A bear
ashleyqueen ashleyqueen
8 mar
I'm not a hamster I'm A bear
If you can't hide a crime scene, just pretend you are ay
If you can't hide a crime scene, just pretend you are ay
In 1977, a Chinese woman with no
medical degree anonymously found malaria cure. 38 years later, she was awarded the Nobel prize for medicine.
LG
In 1977, a Chinese woman with no medical degree anonymously found malaria cure. 38 years later, she was awarded the Nobel prize for medicine. LG
Something we never talk about when it comes to heing an adult is how much we debate keeping
a cardboard box because you know a really good box.
Something we never talk about when it comes to heing an adult is how much we debate keeping a cardboard box because you know a really good box.
I don't know whether to add dressing or holy water
densojb3 densojb3
7d
I don't know whether to add dressing or holy water
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife
You can be sure of one thing either the car is new or the wife is.
wateryPuns420 wateryPuns420
22 apr
When a man opens the door of his car for his wife You can be sure of one thing either the car is new or the wife is.
"BEER: It's the best damn
drink in the world."
-JACK NICHOLSON
"BEER: It's the best damn drink in the world." -JACK NICHOLSON
Where are they now:
Somewhere with no sunlight or shampoo/ apparently
So much win at
KristinLake KristinLake
5 mar
Where are they now: Somewhere with no sunlight or shampoo/ apparently So much win at
SURVIVE 250 MPH CRASH
READS DR. SEUSS
Wooderson390 Wooderson390
5 mar
SURVIVE 250 MPH CRASH READS DR. SEUSS
This tree is completely hollow but very much alive. Wow
The
Follow
This tree is completely hollow but very much alive. Wow The Follow
AN INVISIBLE MAN MARRIED AN INVISIBLE WOMAN
THEIR KIDS WEREN'T MUCH TO LOOK AT EITHER
bigwoody bigwoody
7 mar
AN INVISIBLE MAN MARRIED AN INVISIBLE WOMAN THEIR KIDS WEREN'T MUCH TO LOOK AT EITHER
The music fits this perfectly When you cross the line
Now I have to unplug my lamp
at night. Because this furry bastard learned how to turn it on.
And he turns it on every time he's hungry in the middle of the night.
MamaSouder MamaSouder
18 mar
Now I have to unplug my lamp at night. Because this furry bastard learned how to turn it on. And he turns it on every time he's hungry in the middle of the night.
FAMILY IS NOT ABOUT BLOOD
IT'S ABOUT WHO HAS YOUR BACK
FAMILY IS NOT ABOUT BLOOD IT'S ABOUT WHO HAS YOUR BACK
That's is so me loll!!!
Come down my ass...
Did you see the size of that spider?!?
LJpisces LJpisces
18 mar
That's is so me loll!!! Come down my ass... Did you see the size of that spider?!?
REMINDER:
Focus on the things you are ready for,
focus on making room for them, so they can start to come into your life.
by @poets
REMINDER: Focus on the things you are ready for, focus on making room for them, so they can start to come into your life. by @poets
Every family has one weird relative.
If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you.
Every family has one weird relative. If you don't know who it is, then it's probably you.