log in
ve cried couldn't be me tho
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting
pain across your body, like
someone's got a voodo doll
of you and they're stabbing it?"
replied "No..."
She responded:
"How about now?"
poised_humorrude poised_humorrude
15 mar
My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting pain across your body, like someone's got a voodo doll of you and they're stabbing it?" replied "No..." She responded: "How about now?"
My dog chillin' like "What's up?"
rainiedaze rainiedaze
16 mar
My dog chillin' like "What's up?"
I've bought a fish tank,
Now my cat has his own TV
I've bought a fish tank, Now my cat has his own TV
Kids complaining they are bored.
Bitch please You lucky this didn't happen in the
80's with only 12 channels no internet,
Netflix or Xbox!
You'd be doing puzzles and playing go fish!
Kids complaining they are bored. Bitch please You lucky this didn't happen in the 80's with only 12 channels no internet, Netflix or Xbox! You'd be doing puzzles and playing go fish!
WHY THE FUCK ARE BRA'S SO EXPENSIVE? ALL THEY DO IS HOLD BOOBS...
I'D HOLD THOSE PUPPIES FOR FREE!
DarianSeiler DarianSeiler
10 jun
WHY THE FUCK ARE BRA'S SO EXPENSIVE? ALL THEY DO IS HOLD BOOBS... I'D HOLD THOSE PUPPIES FOR FREE!
Somedays you feel like you're surrounded by idiots.
Other days you realize it's not just somedays.
Somedays you feel like you're surrounded by idiots. Other days you realize it's not just somedays.
UST
INpROTECTED AGAIN,
I WANNA AW DA
BREATH
LynnGonder LynnGonder
4 mar
UST INpROTECTED AGAIN, I WANNA AW DA BREATH
I'M SORRY...
DID YOU NEED YOUR ASS HANDED YOU ALSO?
ShaneDickey ShaneDickey
10 may
I'M SORRY... DID YOU NEED YOUR ASS HANDED YOU ALSO?
I JUST WANT TO SEE HOW MANY WILL JOIN ME IN SAYING,
GOD IS GOOD,
ALL THE TIME!
I JUST WANT TO SEE HOW MANY WILL JOIN ME IN SAYING, GOD IS GOOD, ALL THE TIME!
this is the last thing you see after you talk shit about garfield
this is the last thing you see after you talk shit about garfield
Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle)
@MGigger
I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room.
Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night.
I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort.
They're all grounded.
70sguy 70sguy
19 mar
Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle) @MGigger I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room. Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night. I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort. They're all grounded.
Don't forget to thank God for keeping you safe through the night and every time you wake up to see a beautiful new day.
Amen
Rayge19 Rayge19
13 mar
Don't forget to thank God for keeping you safe through the night and every time you wake up to see a beautiful new day. Amen
When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you
TopHat TopHat
9 mar
When you get soap in your eye but you tryna see the demon in the shower with you
Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?
WOLVERINE
18 mar
Do you ever meet someone for the first time and want to buy them a toaster for their bathtub?
ASKED ME THOUGHT RER, gpl was RBET.
9 \
APPARENTLY "TDLICK HER 4
AS THE WRONG ANSWER!
DarianSeiler DarianSeiler
1 jun
ASKED ME THOUGHT RER, gpl was RBET. 9 \ APPARENTLY "TDLICK HER 4 AS THE WRONG ANSWER!
when they respond to your text in .OOO2 seconds
when they respond to your text in .OOO2 seconds
Let's see the easter bunny they said
Let's see the easter bunny they said
SOGRY TO REAR ABOUT...
YOUS MOMS SKVRIUING ACEWDENT
SOGRY TO REAR ABOUT... YOUS MOMS SKVRIUING ACEWDENT
WHAT IF THEY CLOSE THE GROCERY STORES? WE'LL HAVE TO HUNT FOR OUR FOOD.
I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE DORITOS LIVE
jerry1752 jerry1752
16 mar
WHAT IF THEY CLOSE THE GROCERY STORES? WE'LL HAVE TO HUNT FOR OUR FOOD. I DON'T EVEN KNOW WHERE DORITOS LIVE