My wife yelled from upstairs and asked, "Do you ever get a shooting
pain across your body, like
someone's got a voodo doll
of you and they're stabbing it?"
"How about now?"
Devil's Agvocate 2.0 (aka Michelle)
I collect all cell phones and iPads from the kids at night and keep them in my room.
Last night those little ***holes all set alarms to go off at various times throughout the night.
I'm impressed with their ingenuity and team effort.
They're all grounded.