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memezarwtf memezarwtf
18 mar
We honestly do not deserve dogs @ saw this trend where you get in your dogs personal space to see what they do
Professor X: what's your super power?
Me: hindsight
Professor X: that's not going to help us
Me: yes I see that now
Jafo Jafo
17 feb
Professor X: what's your super power? Me: hindsight Professor X: that's not going to help us Me: yes I see that now
fully intend to haunt people when die.
have a list.
fully intend to haunt people when die. have a list.
You cannot save everyone,
Some people are
going to destroy themselves
no matter how much
you try to help them.
Simple
LisaBruce LisaBruce
16 mar
You cannot save everyone, Some people are going to destroy themselves no matter how much you try to help them. Simple
Parent lip:
Never, I mean NEVER
make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep. They will sense your delight and abort mission immediately.
Parent lip: Never, I mean NEVER make eye contact with a child on the verge of falling asleep. They will sense your delight and abort mission immediately.
tried to video chat with my cat and she recognized me
tried to video chat with my cat and she recognized me
Who ate these right from the tree
shiny_corner shiny_corner
10 mar
Who ate these right from the tree
Hun,
where
casino,
Hun, where casino,
YOU CAN SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES AND YOUR TODDLER WILL NEVER REPEAT IT
goat
BUT SAY "ASS FACED MOTHERFUCKER" JUST ONCE.
rando6977 rando6977
29 jun
YOU CAN SAY PLEASE AND THANK YOU A MILLION TIMES AND YOUR TODDLER WILL NEVER REPEAT IT goat BUT SAY "ASS FACED MOTHERFUCKER" JUST ONCE.
If you listen carefully enough, someone will tell you exactly the kind of person they are.
Sit back, and listen.
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
16 mar
If you listen carefully enough, someone will tell you exactly the kind of person they are. Sit back, and listen.
The reason why you haven't found your soul mate is because maybe you don't have a soul.
The reason why you haven't found your soul mate is because maybe you don't have a soul.
OF THE TUNNEL A TRAIN
THE IGHT AT THEEND
OF THE TUNNEL A TRAIN THE IGHT AT THEEND
MUD,
PUDDLES; TREES,
"STICKS AND TADPOLES :
MUD, PUDDLES; TREES, "STICKS AND TADPOLES :
WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SO LONG CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE OF US IS THE BAD INFLUENCE
bonvau1025 bonvau1025
8 mar
WE'VE BEEN FRIENDS FOR SO LONG CAN'T REMEMBER WHICH ONE OF US IS THE BAD INFLUENCE
Vi
Some people are MAD at you because you are not suffering the way
THEY expected you to.
May God keep on disappointing them.
Kitana8586 Kitana8586
19 mar
Vi Some people are MAD at you because you are not suffering the way THEY expected you to. May God keep on disappointing them.
WHEN PEOPLE ASK
HOW LIFE IS GOING
WHEN PEOPLE ASK HOW LIFE IS GOING
Hence proved size doesn't matter.
it's all about service
Adu'tgasm
mahimul mahimul
18 mar
Hence proved size doesn't matter. it's all about service Adu'tgasm
YESTERDAY TOLD MY WIFE HER SOUP TASTED LIKE SHIT
TODAY IT TASTES MUCH BETTER
mack10 mack10
17 jun
YESTERDAY TOLD MY WIFE HER SOUP TASTED LIKE SHIT TODAY IT TASTES MUCH BETTER
ARE OLDER WOMEN BETTER IN BED
Ss
THAN YOUNGER WOMEN?
420BayRay
31 may
ARE OLDER WOMEN BETTER IN BED Ss THAN YOUNGER WOMEN?
Beth, 35. Former drug addict but now 3 years clean. Doing really well thanks for
CE
asking
mack10 mack10
22 jun
Beth, 35. Former drug addict but now 3 years clean. Doing really well thanks for CE asking