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What in the Alabama is going on here?!?
Get in loser, we're suing my dad, my
team, & the state of California.
@youvegotnomale
I \
AS
Get in loser, we're suing my dad, my team, & the state of California. @youvegotnomale I \ AS
Every man has this look
'when his wife is driving
Every man has this look 'when his wife is driving
Me and my social skills
March 2020 March 2021
Me and my social skills March 2020 March 2021
After listening her owner drone on for hours,
Ginger suddenly realized she was NOT cut out to be an emotional support dog
after all.
After listening her owner drone on for hours, Ginger suddenly realized she was NOT cut out to be an emotional support dog after all.
The most wholesome thing I've ever seen @dogsofusa ig
"A WALK DOWN.
COUNTRY. RORD.
corneroddyssey corneroddyssey
20 mar
"A WALK DOWN. COUNTRY. RORD.
When girls say: get my weed for free"
Cristo70
20 may
When girls say: get my weed for free"
Don't know if I should use dressing or holy water
Don't know if I should use dressing or holy water
ME: LET'S WATCH A MOVIE! ME, FIVE MINUTES LATER:
WHEN YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL
TIRED BULLSHIT.
WHEN YOUR GUARDIAN ANGEL TIRED BULLSHIT.
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice."
~John Templeton
@positivemindsetdaily
PMD
"It's nice to be important, but it's more important to be nice." ~John Templeton @positivemindsetdaily PMD
eddekane eddekane
14 mar
ME LOOKN FORA FUGK TO GIVE
bye, ''m gonna be an
Yelled at him for being on the counter...now he's taunting me
Yelled at him for being on the counter...now he's taunting me
When you pretend the job is a two person job, just so you can do it with your favourite co-worker
surprisedEver surprisedEver
17 may
When you pretend the job is a two person job, just so you can do it with your favourite co-worker
Will you slap your best friend for
1 million dollars
Xavier
I'd do it for two slices of pizza and
cold drink
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milky_groups milky_groups
16 mar
Will you slap your best friend for 1 million dollars Xavier I'd do it for two slices of pizza and cold drink Like Reply
CHAUNCEY SUGARSWEETS
@CSugarsweets
Doctors will be like "fuck I'm
stumped anyway here's a bill for
$5,000"
AM Mar 17, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone
CHAUNCEY SUGARSWEETS @CSugarsweets Doctors will be like "fuck I'm stumped anyway here's a bill for $5,000" AM Mar 17, 2021 - Twitter for iPhone
Listin pal... saw a bird
Catscats Catscats
8 mar
Listin pal... saw a bird
Best plumber advertising ever
Best plumber advertising ever