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When a rapper drops questionable bars
Tell me he's not smiling
piehole1
14 mar
Tell me he's not smiling
Types of Cat Loaf
white toasted burnt cinnamon pumpernickel moldy marble rye extra fluffy gluten-free choco-swirl stale whole grain
Pe
Types of Cat Loaf white toasted burnt cinnamon pumpernickel moldy marble rye extra fluffy gluten-free choco-swirl stale whole grain Pe
She danced like nobody was watching
But people were watching and she looked like bees were attacking her
best4funny420 best4funny420
10 mar
She danced like nobody was watching But people were watching and she looked like bees were attacking her
FOX NEWS MIN READ Police apprehend penguins who keep sneaking into sushi restaurant
ah
FOX NEWS MIN READ Police apprehend penguins who keep sneaking into sushi restaurant ah
@betchesluvthis
I live for that 45 minutes on Saturday when you're no longer tired from the week before and not yet stressed about the next week
@betchesluvthis I live for that 45 minutes on Saturday when you're no longer tired from the week before and not yet stressed about the next week
Why Is It, When Something
Happens, It Is Always You Three?
Texas
Florida
cageyricanH666 cageyricanH666
12 mar
Why Is It, When Something Happens, It Is Always You Three? Texas Florida
Meanwhile, in Brazil...
I don't care how bad ass you think you are.
You're still not "mounted water buffalo patrol" cool.
Meanwhile, in Brazil... I don't care how bad ass you think you are. You're still not "mounted water buffalo patrol" cool.
The smarter you get, the less you speak.
You grow to realize
not everyone is worth confrontation.
Your time is valuable.
Your energy is priceless.
You won't waste either on people who don't deserve them.
The smarter you get, the less you speak. You grow to realize not everyone is worth confrontation. Your time is valuable. Your energy is priceless. You won't waste either on people who don't deserve them.
When was a kid, my parents would always say, "Excuse my
French" just after a swear word... I'll never forget my first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French
Here4thenow Here4thenow
8 mar
When was a kid, my parents would always say, "Excuse my French" just after a swear word... I'll never forget my first day at school when my teacher asked if any of us knew any French
Brave student refuses to give armed robbers her handbag - even with a gun to her head - because it contains her degree thesis
By Joe Sheppard For Mailoniine
14 Sep 2017, updated 14 Sep 2017
elerss
Does that count as thesis defense?
Brave student refuses to give armed robbers her handbag - even with a gun to her head - because it contains her degree thesis By Joe Sheppard For Mailoniine 14 Sep 2017, updated 14 Sep 2017 elerss Does that count as thesis defense?
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?"
Me:
Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
"So what do you plan on doing when you retire?" Me: Man devotes his life to adopting old dogs who can't find forever homes
TODAY'S LESSON IN IRONY THE FOOD STAMP PROGRAM IS ADMINISTERED BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE. THEY PROUDLY REPORT THAT THEY DISTRIBUTE FREE MEALS AND FOOD STAMPS TO OVER 46 MILLION PEOPLE ON AN ANNUAL BASIS.
MEANWHILE, THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE, RUN BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR, ASKS US, "PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS". THEIR STATED REASON FOR THIS POLICY BEING THAT..
"THE ANIMALS WILL GROW DEPENDENT ON THE HANDOUTS, AND THEN THEY WILL NEVER LEARN TO TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES".
THIS CONCLUDES TODAY'S LESSON ANY QUESTIONS?
TODAY'S LESSON IN IRONY THE FOOD STAMP PROGRAM IS ADMINISTERED BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF AGRICULTURE. THEY PROUDLY REPORT THAT THEY DISTRIBUTE FREE MEALS AND FOOD STAMPS TO OVER 46 MILLION PEOPLE ON AN ANNUAL BASIS. MEANWHILE, THE NATIONAL PARK SERVICE, RUN BY THE U. S. DEPARTMENT OF THE INTERIOR, ASKS US, "PLEASE DO NOT FEED THE ANIMALS". THEIR STATED REASON FOR THIS POLICY BEING THAT.. "THE ANIMALS WILL GROW DEPENDENT ON THE HANDOUTS, AND THEN THEY WILL NEVER LEARN TO TAKE CARE OF THEMSELVES". THIS CONCLUDES TODAY'S LESSON ANY QUESTIONS?
Husband: When get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger?
Wife: clean the toilet.
Husband: How does that help?
Wife: use your
Toothbrush.
Husband: When get mad at you, you never fight back. How do you control your anger? Wife: clean the toilet. Husband: How does that help? Wife: use your Toothbrush.
nota smart man but lam why would bacteria on Mars he considered "proof of life"
when a HEARTBEAT an Earth ien'tS
nota smart man but lam why would bacteria on Mars he considered "proof of life" when a HEARTBEAT an Earth ien'tS
THISK THIGHS
MAKE THE BICK RISE!
Mariwanna Mariwanna
7 mar
THISK THIGHS MAKE THE BICK RISE!
"Everybody swears that they are solid, but ice is solid too
until you put some heat on it."
Gargoyle Gargoyle
14 mar
"Everybody swears that they are solid, but ice is solid too until you put some heat on it."
fully intend to haunt people when I die.
I have a list.
fully intend to haunt people when I die. I have a list.
What's it like having a penis?
It's hard sometimes.
RobertLacy
15 mar
What's it like having a penis? It's hard sometimes.
Who's your new buddy? Is that a black lab? Wait