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a dirty mind, a playful heart, and aloving soul. Wouldnt that be an amazing combination:
cynicallove cynicallove
16 mar
a dirty mind, a playful heart, and aloving soul. Wouldnt that be an amazing combination:
_ )BUT YOU'LL NEVER)
BEOTIS CAMPBELL.ORUNK
dayslist dayslist
13 mar
_ )BUT YOU'LL NEVER) BEOTIS CAMPBELL.ORUNK
Some women can't cook, but can
start an argument from scratch.
Some women can't cook, but can start an argument from scratch.
HUSBAND: did the dishes
WIFE: So?
HUSBAND:
HUSBAND: did the dishes WIFE: So? HUSBAND:
DON'T NEED TO BE STUPID RICH
LJUST WANNA BE "CHANGE MY WHEN SUPPOSED TN" RICH
DON'T NEED TO BE STUPID RICH LJUST WANNA BE "CHANGE MY WHEN SUPPOSED TN" RICH
I Ifyou are still confused about gender, try milking a bull. That might kick start your thinking.
I Ifyou are still confused about gender, try milking a bull. That might kick start your thinking.
DUMBING DOWN SOCIETY
- ~
thats one f but, i don't hats one of
the symptoms
have any symptoms
DUMBING DOWN SOCIETY - ~ thats one f but, i don't hats one of the symptoms have any symptoms
hen you have warm laundry, all is right with the world
Wi
hen you have warm laundry, all is right with the world Wi
My fingers looked like this cause I grew up playing this.
My fingers looked like this cause I grew up playing this.
When you're riding with your dad and see your name pop up in the
Amber Alert:
diablo1 diablo1
16 apr
When you're riding with your dad and see your name pop up in the Amber Alert:
pickle goblin
@cutetiapine
I rolled the cats a catnip joint and I am fucking LOSING IT
pickle goblin @cutetiapine I rolled the cats a catnip joint and I am fucking LOSING IT
WHAT'S MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY?
NOT PAYING
WHAT'S MY FAVORITE CHILDHOOD MEMORY? NOT PAYING
An attempt to escape the vet
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
An attempt to escape the vet
HER: I CAN FEEL YOUR _HEART BEATING FASTER AND FASTER FOR ME
ME: IT'S THE COKE
HER: I CAN FEEL YOUR _HEART BEATING FASTER AND FASTER FOR ME ME: IT'S THE COKE
need a day between every day to recover from the day before and prepare for the upcoming day.
LA
need a day between every day to recover from the day before and prepare for the upcoming day. LA
THE ORIGINAL SUPERMAN AND LOIS LANE! WHO REMEMBERS???
THE ORIGINAL SUPERMAN AND LOIS LANE! WHO REMEMBERS???
If you watched these guys you've been around the block!
If you watched these guys you've been around the block!
HERE'S TO ALL THE PEOPLE
THAT DEAL WITH MORONS ON A REGULAR BASIS
LukeEller LukeEller
18 mar
HERE'S TO ALL THE PEOPLE THAT DEAL WITH MORONS ON A REGULAR BASIS
YESTERDAY TOLD MY WIFE HER SOUP TASTED LIKE SHIT
TODAY IT TASTES MUCH BETTER
mack10 mack10
17 jun
YESTERDAY TOLD MY WIFE HER SOUP TASTED LIKE SHIT TODAY IT TASTES MUCH BETTER
The reason why you haven't found your soul mate is because maybe you don't have a soul.
The reason why you haven't found your soul mate is because maybe you don't have a soul.