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When you're really pissed off trying to release the pressure without hurting anyone
I spotted the council inspecting pot holes
the other day.
Apparently they're not bad enough to do anything with them yet.
I spotted the council inspecting pot holes the other day. Apparently they're not bad enough to do anything with them yet.
THESE NOODLES
ARE R BIT CHEWY
THESE NOODLES ARE R BIT CHEWY
This bear IS ALIVE it was a tag and release under sedation , but just to give a perspective of a grizzly bears paw size.
This bear IS ALIVE it was a tag and release under sedation , but just to give a perspective of a grizzly bears paw size.
Shut up and drink your beer.
gregglesty
17 mar
Shut up and drink your beer.
My wife hates being embarrassed, so we surprised her at the airport
smile111
10d
My wife hates being embarrassed, so we surprised her at the airport
"Ok it's time for bed" Toddlers:
Be disciplined about what you respond and react to. Not everyone or everything deserves your time, energy and attention
Stay in your light.
Be disciplined about what you respond and react to. Not everyone or everything deserves your time, energy and attention Stay in your light.
If you remember this, your childhood was awesome
If you remember this, your childhood was awesome
Badass kids lol
Benjamin @bentev28
My 4 year old has recently taken up cursing. Yesterday he referred to bedtime as a "fucking crisis."
kristisun1976 kristisun1976
12 mar
Badass kids lol Benjamin @bentev28 My 4 year old has recently taken up cursing. Yesterday he referred to bedtime as a "fucking crisis."
Them: don't come back here with that bullshit Me coming back with that bullshii:
My girlfriend and I introduced our cats recently
My girlfriend and I introduced our cats recently
In the movie Full Metal Jacket, the actor that played Gunnery Sergeant Hartman
(R. Lee Ermey) came up with 150 pages of insults on his own. Also, the actor that initially was playing the role couldn't yell more than
30 minutes, but when Ermey stepped in and took over, his energy never let up.
In the movie Full Metal Jacket, the actor that played Gunnery Sergeant Hartman (R. Lee Ermey) came up with 150 pages of insults on his own. Also, the actor that initially was playing the role couldn't yell more than 30 minutes, but when Ermey stepped in and took over, his energy never let up.
Please tell me someone
'else'sees the dolphin on my ceiling, my mom thinks crazy.
taniaye taniaye
9 mar
Please tell me someone 'else'sees the dolphin on my ceiling, my mom thinks crazy.
Some women can't cook, but can
start an argument from scratch.
Some women can't cook, but can start an argument from scratch.
His girl about to whoop his ass
AS LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP,
ANY MINUTE ULL FALL DEEP
MY HUMAN WENT TO TAKE A PEE,
NOW THE BED BELONGS TO ME.
AMEW.
unaware_groups unaware_groups
11 may
AS LAY ME DOWN TO SLEEP, ANY MINUTE ULL FALL DEEP MY HUMAN WENT TO TAKE A PEE, NOW THE BED BELONGS TO ME. AMEW.
She got a nerve to tell me
"My eye's are up here."
70sguy 70sguy
6 apr
She got a nerve to tell me "My eye's are up here."
Yes the best view
When you're in the right place at the right time
Louie888 Louie888
6 mar
Yes the best view When you're in the right place at the right time
If she's drinking Jack straight out the bottle you better make your own fucking sandwich
If she's drinking Jack straight out the bottle you better make your own fucking sandwich
"I know I've been an asshole most of my life, but need your help"
LoveThatSound
24 jun
"I know I've been an asshole most of my life, but need your help"