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eddekane eddekane
18 mar
when you're writing an angry email to someone and they walk in
They're not dangerous if you raise them righi
Maite woin } are the
'the dous
LisaBruce LisaBruce
9 mar
They're not dangerous if you raise them righi Maite woin } are the 'the dous
I'm an extroverted introvert. That means I'll either talk your ear off like
I've done 4 lines of coke, taken
30mg of Adderal, and drank 7 cups of coffee OR I'll be Buddhist monk vow of silence mute. There is no in between.
I'm an extroverted introvert. That means I'll either talk your ear off like I've done 4 lines of coke, taken 30mg of Adderal, and drank 7 cups of coffee OR I'll be Buddhist monk vow of silence mute. There is no in between.
appreciate your right to burn your flag
if you want to, but I also appreciate my
right to bear arms, so I can shoot you if you try to burn mine" -Johnny Cash
70sguy 70sguy
20 jun
appreciate your right to burn your flag if you want to, but I also appreciate my right to bear arms, so I can shoot you if you try to burn mine" -Johnny Cash
TARGET CASHIER:
"DID YOU FIND EVERYTHING YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?"
ME:
"FIRST OF ALL, I WASN'T LOOKING FOR ANY OF THIS."
TARGET CASHIER: "DID YOU FIND EVERYTHING YOU WERE LOOKING FOR?" ME: "FIRST OF ALL, I WASN'T LOOKING FOR ANY OF THIS."
TikTok 1. Cover with flushabl litter
DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE SKIP POSTS ABOUT GOD, BUT IF
YOU ARE NOT ONE, I CHALLENGE YOU TO SAY, "GOD, LOVE YOU
DON'T KNOW WHY PEOPLE SKIP POSTS ABOUT GOD, BUT IF YOU ARE NOT ONE, I CHALLENGE YOU TO SAY, "GOD, LOVE YOU
WHEN YOU ARE DEAD, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU'RE DEAD. ALL OF THE PAIN IS FELT BY OTHERS.
THE SAME THING HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE STUPID.
WHEN YOU ARE DEAD, YOU DON'T KNOW THAT YOU'RE DEAD. ALL OF THE PAIN IS FELT BY OTHERS. THE SAME THING HAPPENS WHEN YOU ARE STUPID.
It's sucha
"blessing just to rise in the morning in, good health, so grateful
It's sucha "blessing just to rise in the morning in, good health, so grateful
I WALK AROUND LIKE EVERYTHING IS FINE, BUT DEEP DOWN, INSIDE MY SHOE, MY SOCK IS SLIDING OFF.
drabSarcasm drabSarcasm
16 mar
I WALK AROUND LIKE EVERYTHING IS FINE, BUT DEEP DOWN, INSIDE MY SHOE, MY SOCK IS SLIDING OFF.
-Stop judging people that have sex'for money when-you re having sex for good morning text and lies.
-Stop judging people that have sex'for money when-you re having sex for good morning text and lies.
\ meg
@megsaicstiu
He was punk, she did ballet
\ meg @megsaicstiu He was punk, she did ballet
Put a mask on!
You're putting my health at risk!
Put a mask on! You're putting my health at risk!
will do anything
for
Stop smoking
Weed
AmyLynn AmyLynn
13 mar
will do anything for Stop smoking Weed
Please tell me someone
'else'sees the dolphin on my ceiling, my mom thinks crazy.
taniaye taniaye
9 mar
Please tell me someone 'else'sees the dolphin on my ceiling, my mom thinks crazy.
When someone starts giving you attention and you're not sure if they're just playing with your emotions
When someone starts giving you attention and you're not sure if they're just playing with your emotions
happy_memezar happy_memezar
12 mar
He pranked her so hard she spoke to the manager
Beautiful morning
AlixLynx AlixLynx
9 jun
Beautiful morning
DON'T SKIP BREAKFAST.
Studies show that eating a proper breakfast is one of the most positive things you can do if you are trying to lose weight. Breakfast skippers tend to gain weight. A balanced breakfast includes fresh fruit or fruit juice, a high-fibre breakfast cereal, low-fat milk or yoghurt, wholewheat toast, and boiled egg.
DON'T SKIP BREAKFAST. Studies show that eating a proper breakfast is one of the most positive things you can do if you are trying to lose weight. Breakfast skippers tend to gain weight. A balanced breakfast includes fresh fruit or fruit juice, a high-fibre breakfast cereal, low-fat milk or yoghurt, wholewheat toast, and boiled egg.
MANY PEOPLE THINK THE GRASS IS GREENER SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT THE GRASS IS GREEN WHERE YOU WATERIT.
REMEMBER THAT.
ClayClark
10 mar
MANY PEOPLE THINK THE GRASS IS GREENER SOMEWHERE ELSE BUT THE GRASS IS GREEN WHERE YOU WATERIT. REMEMBER THAT.
can't leave you alone for one minute, can I?
idlesarcatsmcats idlesarcatsmcats
21 mar
can't leave you alone for one minute, can I?