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Why can't we see any UFO's?
It's a secret brother
ASTRONOMY Delete this after
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
Why can't we see any UFO's? It's a secret brother ASTRONOMY Delete this after
March 1876 - Alexander Graham Bell makes the first phone call ever.
Moments later - He is notified that his car's warranty has expired.
March 1876 - Alexander Graham Bell makes the first phone call ever. Moments later - He is notified that his car's warranty has expired.
My nephew done wrecked his girl shit
WOLVERINE
4 apr
My nephew done wrecked his girl shit
ONLY IN MATH PROBLEMS CAN YOU BUY GO CANTALOUPES ANY NO ONE ASKS II WHAT THE HELL WRONG WITH YOU.
iN
II
GKARIMI
ONLY IN MATH PROBLEMS CAN YOU BUY GO CANTALOUPES ANY NO ONE ASKS II WHAT THE HELL WRONG WITH YOU. iN II GKARIMI
just saw the signs of SPRING this morning.
Two crackheads were carrying a space heater into the pawn shop
just saw the signs of SPRING this morning. Two crackheads were carrying a space heater into the pawn shop
IF YOUR KIDS ARE YOUR WORLD, THEN WHY
IS SOMEBODY ELSE RAISING THEM WHILE YOU'RE OUT HOEING ?
IF YOUR KIDS ARE YOUR WORLD, THEN WHY IS SOMEBODY ELSE RAISING THEM WHILE YOU'RE OUT HOEING ?
Every now and then I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner across the yard
Just to ensure that the
tedk te wan
Every now and then I go outside and run the vacuum cleaner across the yard Just to ensure that the tedk te wan
Boyfriend: If I killed someone would you tell on me?
Me: No, but I'd use it against you all the time. I'd be like "Are you gonna walk the dog or do I have to make a phone call?"
JennyGoff
12 mar
Boyfriend: If I killed someone would you tell on me? Me: No, but I'd use it against you all the time. I'd be like "Are you gonna walk the dog or do I have to make a phone call?"
lf it was rent free
Coutd vou live here?
lf it was rent free Coutd vou live here?
PHATE THE FACT THAT CRY WHEN I'M FRUSTRATED
PEOPLE THINK THEY HURT
MY FEELINGS, WHEN JUST FRVING NAT TK THER
PHATE THE FACT THAT CRY WHEN I'M FRUSTRATED PEOPLE THINK THEY HURT MY FEELINGS, WHEN JUST FRVING NAT TK THER
You gotta ask women nowadays;
Are you Single Single,
Mad at Him Single, or
He's in Jail Single?
Siego129
9 mar
You gotta ask women nowadays; Are you Single Single, Mad at Him Single, or He's in Jail Single?
THESE NOODLES
ARE R BIT CHEWY
THESE NOODLES ARE R BIT CHEWY
MY SON WAS WAITING FOR THE SCHOOL BUS, WHEN I WALKED BY AND SAW THIS.
colourful_talks_2 colourful_talks_2
10 mar
MY SON WAS WAITING FOR THE SCHOOL BUS, WHEN I WALKED BY AND SAW THIS.
HER: YOU BETTER NOT SPEND YOUR WHOLE STIMULUS ON TRUCK PARTS
HER: YOU BETTER NOT SPEND YOUR WHOLE STIMULUS ON TRUCK PARTS
Some Christians only have Windows but no
Mirrors. They see everybody else's sin but never see their
own.
Some Christians only have Windows but no Mirrors. They see everybody else's sin but never see their own.
Iwas laughing and my dog thought! was hyperventilating and got me my
just_groups_v8 just_groups_v8
25 may
Iwas laughing and my dog thought! was hyperventilating and got me my
When he puts it in the wrong hole and you remember you had Taco
Bell for lunch
JerryVanfleet
18 may
When he puts it in the wrong hole and you remember you had Taco Bell for lunch
What's this little dude's workout plan? I'm trying to build this kind of strength
Rikkeej Rikkeej
18 nov 2020
What's this little dude's workout plan? I'm trying to build this kind of strength
When you've worked out real hard and want to show off your new bikini
When you've worked out real hard and want to show off your new bikini