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"Yeah Boss gonna be a little late I'm on the Southern state now"
Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name.
-Scottish proverb
Forgive your enemy, but remember the bastard's name. -Scottish proverb
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low seli teem, first make sure you are not, fact, just sumounded oy assholes.
Before you diagnose yourself with depression or low seli teem, first make sure you are not, fact, just sumounded oy assholes.
When ur havin a hard time but ur best friend is there for u
When ur havin a hard time but ur best friend is there for u
"Loneliness is the safest place I know"
Edgar Allan Poe
TATERNUTZ TATERNUTZ
8 mar
"Loneliness is the safest place I know" Edgar Allan Poe
Once a hero.
Always a hero.
Respect
mack10 mack10
29 may
Once a hero. Always a hero. Respect
Me: I hit an animal and my car is totalled. Am I covered?
Insurance: Yes. What did you hit?
Me: A fish.
Me: I hit an animal and my car is totalled. Am I covered? Insurance: Yes. What did you hit? Me: A fish.
Have you ever realized that
Women's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes"
.and a man's "I'll be home in 5 minutes" are exactly the same
PapaLegba PapaLegba
21d
Have you ever realized that Women's "I'll be ready in 5 minutes" .and a man's "I'll be home in 5 minutes" are exactly the same
My cousin just posted this picture of his son. Look how excited and proud he is of where he put all the carrots. I'm cracking up
My cousin just posted this picture of his son. Look how excited and proud he is of where he put all the carrots. I'm cracking up
Is four a lot? Depends on the context.
Students at youth group? No. Students left at rest ston? Yes.
Is four a lot? Depends on the context. Students at youth group? No. Students left at rest ston? Yes.
A police officer spent his lunch break sharing pizza with a homeless woman.
atiok
txcntrylivin11 txcntrylivin11
8 mar
A police officer spent his lunch break sharing pizza with a homeless woman. atiok
No one notices your
No one notices your
Sadness
No one notices your
But they all notices your
Mistakes
No one notices your No one notices your Sadness No one notices your But they all notices your Mistakes
tip for newlyweds: send a wedding invite to every billionaire whose address you can find because it's a chance their assistants just send you a perfunctory gift without ever wondering who the hell you are
tip for newlyweds: send a wedding invite to every billionaire whose address you can find because it's a chance their assistants just send you a perfunctory gift without ever wondering who the hell you are
DON'T UNDERSTAND IT...
I WOKE UP WITH THIS STRANGE THING AROUND MY NECK AND THEY WERE GONE!
biff biff
18 mar
DON'T UNDERSTAND IT... I WOKE UP WITH THIS STRANGE THING AROUND MY NECK AND THEY WERE GONE!
There's Fire in Her
If loved correctly I She will warm your entire home
If abused, She will burn it down
AmandaMusick AmandaMusick
26 oct 2020
There's Fire in Her If loved correctly I She will warm your entire home If abused, She will burn it down
No one:
Cats when they love somebody:
No one: Cats when they love somebody:
Macbaaby
@MacBaaby
The older we get, the more we understand this guy.
Macbaaby @MacBaaby The older we get, the more we understand this guy.
My dog chillin' like "What's up?"
rainiedaze rainiedaze
16 mar
My dog chillin' like "What's up?"
"Hey man, you free this weekend?"
*wipes single tear*
"I'm free every weekend."
"Hey man, you free this weekend?" *wipes single tear* "I'm free every weekend."
Who's parents had ar alarm clock like this'?
Who's parents had ar alarm clock like this'?
We accidentally amputated your dick.
Ma'am you need to calm down!
We accidentally amputated your dick. Ma'am you need to calm down!